Nick Candy will do me a deal. The flat we're in, at One Hyde Park, the new Candy & Candy development in London's Knightsbridge, is on the market for £58m. He'll let me have it for £57m. He's serious.

Hyde Park is one of London’s most historic green spaces ... is at the south end of the site. Knightsbridge, Victoria, Bond Street and Green Park (the closest step-free underground station ...